20 September, 2005

Hoochie shorts and Hooker Heels, Question of the Day, Bill Maher Speaks the Truth

Hoochie Shorts and Hooker Heels
What is going on at my house?

I got home tonight and Molly came running for the door. Now yesterday when I got home she still had on her pajamas and let me tell you, that makes me absolutely nuts. I don't know why, but it does.

So today she had on shorts and a t-shirt. And her dress-up, pink sparkly plastic high-heeled shoes with butterfly-shaped jewels glued to the top. And did I mention, she has grown about a foot this summer, so her shorts are way too short - WAY too short...and her butt cheeks are just about hanging out. And then the shoes, good grief. She is tripping all over the place but she will not take them off. She especially loves to wear them to clean up.

That's right, people. You show me a three year old in hoochie shorts and hooker heels, and I'll show you a girl who is going to "dance" her way through college.

And it just might be all my fault.

Question of the Day
Who is going to see Memoirs of a Geisha with me? I saw the trailer tonight and it looks AWESOME.

Bring it on!

Bill Maher speaks the truth
Bill Maher's closing bit the other night:

"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.

"Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.

"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.

"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. "So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.'

TELL IT, BROTHER!!

sfw

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