21 July, 2005

Condoms vs. Eagles

Saw this on another blog -TOO TRUE!

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from the Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.


At 10:29 PM, Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Protects a bunch of dicks! ha ha!


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